Satanic voices, bulging veins, superhuman event planning capabilities and the need for people to "be on time."

A typical investigation is essentially a process of elimination: Does the subject exhibit the telltale signs of demonic possession? Is there any other way to explain the subject's behavior besides demonic possession?

First, consult a psychiatrist to determine whether the "possessed" person's symptoms can be fully explained by overwork and obsessive compulsive crackberry usage. Then undergo a thorough medical examination to find out if the symptoms can be attributed to all-nighter's or Ambien induced sleep-walking.

World wide there is a scarcity of exorcists. Fortunately, there is a "home remedy" where one can displace the demonic presence with "spirits." If you do, please see one of the party hosts about calling a cab for you to go home if you did not take the T. Be safe and enjoy.